Love the scratches!

Best saddle ever…Chain looks juuust right.

It will still get stolen. It is better than walking ! I had a shitter bike stolen, A 10 speed Viscount mixte frame. Thanks and your saddle does look shitty but the thief will steal it nonetheless the bastards. Take the brakes off so maybe the thief will hit a tree !

dryzee,there’s a guy in PA who wants this thing to go TRAK racing .I think his name is Gabe or something.He can ugly it up for you,no problem.Those bars and brakes might be a problem.they are pretty nice.enjoy(while you can)

i was seriously cereal about the matching plastic bag barwrap.

and instead of spoke cards, get another plastic bag and make it look like it flew in the spinning wheels and got super stuck in the spokes. you could even make a full back wheel spoke cover out of plastic bags.

then i would go to great lengths to find some sort of oscar the grouch squeezy bike bell.

or even better, a miniature stereotypical metal trashcan and have that instead of a handlebar basket. and it would have a mini-keg in it.

I love the post millenium couldn’t care less britishness of this bike. Looks like so many I see round Cambridge, but with a bit more effort put in. It makes me feel proud to know someone else uses Tesco bags for one of the few jobs they are suited to. They can’t hold shopping for shit. Is this a work in progress or just your work bike? How about a respray incorporating the Union flag and the French Tricolour to emphasize the builds entant cordialle? Cheers I give it 10 for crudeness.

The plastic bag definitely ties it all together.